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 <option>You have root. Use it wisely. Or don't.</option>
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 <option>Somewhere, a server is on fire. Probably not this one. Probably.</option>
 <option>The site will not break today. Probably.</option>
 </choose>

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<div class="manvs-marquee-wrap"><span class="manvs-marquee">security lead • developer • 2swagg • est. Aug 13 2026 • still hasn't slept • welcome •</span></div>

{{Infobox officeholder
|office1=Developer of [[2swagg]]
|term1=August 13, 2026 - ''Incumbent''
|office2=Owner of [[2swagg wiki]]
|term2=August 31, 2026 - ''Incumbent
|wiki_account=* [[User:MANVS]]
** has access to [[User:Admin]]
|image=<gallery>
File:Yay.jpg|the pfp
File:Manvs.png|IRL
</gallery>
|capcode=MANVS {{capcode|dev}}
}}

<div class="manvs-nowplaying">'''now playing'''<br>
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<span class="manvs-nowplaying-hint">(click anywhere to start)</span></div>

== <span class="manvs-glow">About</span> ==
'''MANVS''' (aka Taro) is [[2swagg]] staff: the site's '''security lead''' and a '''developer'''. His [[Capcodes|capcode]] is {{Capcode|Developer}}.

As security lead, MANVS fixes bugs and keeps the site from breaking, and actively checks 2swagg's security on an ongoing basis rather than as a one-off audit.

<span class="manvs-pulse">● online</span> [[File:Color_wheel.png|20px|class=manvs-spin]] [[File:Slime.png|20px|class=manvs-bounce]]

<tabber>
|-|About=
This page is entirely real and not fake in any way. Trust.
|-|Achievements=
* Kept the site from exploding (so far)
* Renamed self from Taro to MANVS and lived to tell the tale
* Has root
* Once fixed a bug
|-|Enemies list=
Nobody. This section is empty because MANVS has no enemies. That you know of.
</tabber>

== <span class="manvs-glow">Stats</span> ==
{| class="manvs-guestbook"
! Stat !! Value
|-
| Uptime || 99.9%
|-
| Bugs fixed || yes
|-
| Exploits found || some
|-
| Coolness || immeasurable
|-
| Coffee consumed || 3284 (might be more~!)
|-
| Cloudflared restarts survived || 127 (and rising)
|-
| Threat level || <choose uncached><option>low</option><option>moderate</option><option>high</option><option>critical</option><option>undefined</option><option>ask again later</option><option>42</option></choose>
|-
| Root access || yes'nt
|}

This page alone has been viewed {{NUMBEROFPAGEVIEWS}} times.

== <span class="manvs-glow">Fortune</span> ==
<choose uncached>
<option>You will fix a bug today. Or cause one. 50/50.</option>
<option>A wild exploit is about to appear.</option>
<option>Root is a state of mind.</option>
<option>Restart cloudflared. You know why.</option>
<option>Trust nothing. Especially this fortune.</option>
<option>Somewhere, a server is on fire. Probably not this one. Probably.</option>
<option>The site will not break today. Probably.</option>
</choose>

== <span class="manvs-glow">Webring</span> ==
<div class="manvs-webring">
[[File:2swagg_logo.png|60px|link=2swagg]] [[File:Swaggtan.png|60px|link=Swaggtan]] [[File:Icon-admin.gif|32px]] [[File:Icon-manager.gif|32px]] [[File:Icon-moderator.gif|32px]]
</div>

== <span class="manvs-glow">Guestbook</span> ==
{| class="manvs-guestbook"
! Visitor !! Message
|-
| MANVS || made this page myself, 10/10 no bias
|-
| you || (sign below by editing this page, or don't, whatever)
|}

<div style="clear:both;"></div>
faggot owns this account <b style="color: #770099">[[User:JANNY|<span style="color: #770099">JANNY</span>]] ## Mod [[File:Icon-moderator.gif]] ## Mod [[File:Icon-moderator.gif]]</b> 06:47, 7 September 2026 (UTC)

== See also ==
* [[People]]
* [[Capcodes]]
* [[MANVS]]

[[Category:2swagg]]
[[Category:People]]

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	<option>You will fix a bug today. Or cause one. 50/50.</option>		<option>You will fix a bug today. Or cause one. 50/50.</option>
	<option>A wild exploit is about to appear.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">A wild exploit is about to appear.</span></option>
	<option>Root is a state of mind.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-glow">Root is a state of mind.</span></option>
	<option>Restart cloudflared. You know why.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-glow">Restart cloudflared. You know why.</span></option>
	<option>Trust nothing. Especially this fortune.</option>		<option>Trust nothing. Especially this fortune.</option>
	<option>Somewhere, a server is on fire. Probably not this one. Probably.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">Somewhere, a server is on fire. Probably not this one. Probably.</span></option>
	<option>The site will not break today. Probably.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">The site will not break today. Probably.</span></option>
	<option>A patch is coming. Nobody knows when.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">A patch is coming. Nobody knows when.</span></option>
	<option>Your uptime is a lie and you know it.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-glow">Your uptime is a lie and you know it.</span></option>
	<option>Someone is trying to SQL inject the guestbook right now. Good luck to them.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">Someone is trying to SQL inject the guestbook right now. Good luck to them.</span></option>
	<option>You forgot your own password again, didn't you.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">You forgot your own password again, didn't you.</span></option>
	<option>The logs see everything.</option>		<option>The logs see everything.</option>
	<option>Today's threat level was rolled with a d20. It landed on a 1.</option>		<option>Today's threat level was rolled with a d20. It landed on a 1.</option>
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	<option>2swagg has never gone down. This is technically true.</option>		<option>2swagg has never gone down. This is technically true.</option>
	<option>You will read this fortune again in five minutes hoping for a better one.</option>		<option>You will read this fortune again in five minutes hoping for a better one.</option>
	<option>The backups exist. Somewhere. Probably.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">The backups exist. Somewhere. Probably.</span></option>
	<option>Coffee levels critical. Refill immediately.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">Coffee levels critical. Refill immediately.</span></option>
	<option>This page has more CSS than some entire websites.</option>		<option>This page has more CSS than some entire websites.</option>
	<option>Renaming yourself again is not off the table.</option>		<option>Renaming yourself again is not off the table.</option>
	<option>A stray troll edit brings good luck.</option>		<option>A stray troll edit brings good luck.</option>
	<option>Your code will fix itself. It always does.</option>		<option>Your code will fix itself. It always does.</option>
	<option>The cloudflared tunnel dreams of never being restarted again. It will be restarted again.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-glow">The cloudflared tunnel dreams of never being restarted again. It will be restarted again.</span></option>
	<option>Somewhere a dependency just went end of life.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Somewhere a dependency just went end of life.</span></option>
	<option>You are being watched by exactly one (1) hit counter.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">You are being watched by exactly one (1) hit counter.</span></option>
	<option>A wild 500 error appears. It flees.</option>		<option>A wild 500 error appears. It flees.</option>
	<option>This fortune was chosen by a random number generator that trusts you completely.</option>		<option>This fortune was chosen by a random number generator that trusts you completely.</option>
	<option>Bugs fear you. Mildly.</option>		<option>Bugs fear you. Mildly.</option>
	<option>Today is a good day to not touch production.</option>		<option>Today is a good day to not touch production.</option>
	<option>Somewhere, JANNY is doing something.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Somewhere, JANNY is doing something.</span></option>
	<option>The wiki remembers everything you tried to hide.</option>		<option>The wiki remembers everything you tried to hide.</option>
	<option>You have root. Use it wisely. Or don't.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-glow">You have root. Use it wisely. Or don't.</span></option>
	<option>Fortune not found. 404. This is also a fortune.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-shout">Fortune not found. 404. This is also a fortune.</span></option>
	<option>You will fat finger a command today. It will be fine. Probably.</option>		<option>You will fat finger a command today. It will be fine. Probably.</option>
	<option>A moderator is watching. They are bored.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">A moderator is watching. They are bored.</span></option>
	<option>The database is fine. It is always fine. Until it isn't.</option>		<option>The database is fine. It is always fine. Until it isn't.</option>
	<option>Someone will ask you to fix their PC. You will not.</option>		<option>Someone will ask you to fix their PC. You will not.</option>
	<option>Deploy on Friday. Live dangerously.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-shout">Deploy on Friday. Live dangerously.</span></option>
	<option>rm -rf is always one typo away.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">rm -rf is always one typo away.</span></option>
	<option>Your API key is in a commit somewhere. Find it before someone else does.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Your API key is in a commit somewhere. Find it before someone else does.</span></option>
	<option>A random extension will break for no reason today.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">A random extension will break for no reason today.</span></option>
	<option>The Cloudflare dashboard is lying to you right now.</option>		<option>The Cloudflare dashboard is lying to you right now.</option>
	<option>You will refresh this page fourteen more times looking for a good one.</option>		<option>You will refresh this page fourteen more times looking for a good one.</option>
	<option>Somewhere, a cron job silently failed six months ago and nobody noticed.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Somewhere, a cron job silently failed six months ago and nobody noticed.</span></option>
	<option>Your commit message will just say "fix".</option>		<option>Your commit message will just say "fix".</option>
	<option>The wiki is held together by hope and one Pi.</option>		<option>The wiki is held together by hope and one Pi.</option>
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	<option>A guest will sign the guestbook with something unhinged.</option>		<option>A guest will sign the guestbook with something unhinged.</option>
	<option>Ping is fine. It's everything else that's broken.</option>		<option>Ping is fine. It's everything else that's broken.</option>
	<option>Somewhere a test is passing that should not be.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Somewhere a test is passing that should not be.</span></option>
	<option>You will blame DNS. It will not be DNS. It is always DNS.</option>		<option><span class="manvs-fortune-shout">You will blame DNS. It will not be DNS. It is always DNS.</span></option>
	<option>A capcode means nothing without the will to use it.</option>		<option>A capcode means nothing without the will to use it.</option>
	<option>Today you will open twelve tabs and close none of them.</option>		<option>Today you will open twelve tabs and close none of them.</option>