Pitchula: Created page with "Not much is known about you, and that’s perfectly fine. However, these hypotheses about you can be used to paint a comprehensive view on your character. * You bench 225 dumbbells in each hand for 10 reps. * Depending on how you treated yourself physically & mentally, you are either handsome & intelligent, or very buff and christpilled. though we hope the former is true.^{''[Just trust me, okay?]''} Cesare Lombroso talks about this o roba del gener..."

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Created page with "Not much is known about you, and that’s perfectly fine. However, these hypotheses about you can be used to paint a comprehensive view on your character. * You bench 225 dumbbells in each hand for 10 reps. * Depending on how you treated yourself physically & mentally, you are either handsome & intelligent, or very buff and christpilled. though we hope the former is true.<abbr>''[Just trust me, okay?]''</abbr> Cesare Lombroso talks about this o roba del gener..."

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Not much is known about you, and that’s perfectly fine. However, these hypotheses about you can be used to paint a comprehensive view on your character.

* You bench 225 dumbbells in each hand for 10 reps.
* Depending on how you treated yourself physically & mentally, you are either handsome & intelligent, or very buff and christpilled. though we hope the former is true.<abbr>''[Just trust me, okay?]''</abbr> Cesare Lombroso talks about this o roba del genere
* You are obviously on Soyjak Wiki. WWWOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
* You are likely new to this wiki, or the 'jakking culture in general. Check out the sharty wiki page, soystory and soyical arts page to learn more about the culture of the Soysphere.
* you’re a joy to be around and deserve all good things in this world.
* You've never had sex. Most of us haven't either. And you also probably JAK (pun intended) off on a daily basis. Despite this, you might be able to find someone that you'll love in the future.<abbr>''[Just learn to take care of yourself first, ‘mkay?]''</abbr>
* You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services.
* You view yourself as stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; and understands humility.
* You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy. Don’t be crestfallen though, most ‘teens have the same, or a similar issue.
* You use an ad blocking software.
* You're a gigachad with A10 eyes, provided that you don't post on /pol/ or post bait threads on /soy/
* You likely despise Reddit and Discord. Despite this, you might still use them secretly, but we hope that you stop using the latter. <abbr>''[because you just should okay?]''</abbr>
* You may like Youtube and Instagram.
* You might have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you advocate socially acceptable views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise.
* You have MAY have supported Donald Trump for President of the United States at one point but now despise him. or you still like him for making troons seethe
* You sound like a <s>seething kike</s> reasonable person.
* You may believe that some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total race war must happen for society to become good.
* Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate.
* You have likely used Vidlii, Odysee or Bitchute.
* You might have indulged in nihilistic thought experiments.
* You were redirected here from another page.
* You express a deep hatred towards degeneracy. Likewise, you heavily dislike communities associated with degeneracy too.
* You have at some point tried to improve yourself mentally and/or physically, but likely gave up when you realized that this might require effort on your part.
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* You have some sort of creative interest and are imaginative.
* You forgot your meme arrow at least once.
* You are using an electronic device right now.
* You are between 1 and 122 years old.
* You are probably easy to bait.
** >i'm NOT you FUCKING RETARD
* <s>You vill eat ze bugs.</s>
** <s>Living in ze Metaverse.</s>
*** <s>You vill comply.</s>
**** <s>Und it vill get worse.</s>
* ^You just read this like that song.
* You have a dig bick.
* You that read wrong.
* You read that wrong too.
* You keep procrastinating on organizing your 'jak folder.
* You are not a literal who.
* You will always be loved.
* You can be the gem that saved the Party if you try hard enough.
* You hate NIGGERS, TROONS, JEWZ and any skin colour or gender other than White, man and woman.
* You are INDIAN Unless you aren't a scammer, then you are ARYAN.

^All of this is true unless you're a degenerate tranny or a lolipedonigger, in which case these pages are more applicable to you.

* ^I agree with this, and the “above-above” should call them only “Trannies”, this isn’t Reddit. Be Aryan. <3 <3

* You are free to contribute to this ki.

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