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Way too many fortunes now |
Style some fortunes with custom text effects |
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<option>You will fix a bug today. Or cause one. 50/50.</option> | <option>You will fix a bug today. Or cause one. 50/50.</option> | ||
<option>A wild exploit is about to appear.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">A wild exploit is about to appear.</span></option> | ||
<option>Root is a state of mind.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-glow">Root is a state of mind.</span></option> | ||
<option>Restart cloudflared. You know why.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-glow">Restart cloudflared. You know why.</span></option> | ||
<option>Trust nothing. Especially this fortune.</option> | <option>Trust nothing. Especially this fortune.</option> | ||
<option>Somewhere, a server is on fire. Probably not this one. Probably.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">Somewhere, a server is on fire. Probably not this one. Probably.</span></option> | ||
<option>The site will not break today. Probably.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">The site will not break today. Probably.</span></option> | ||
<option>A patch is coming. Nobody knows when.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">A patch is coming. Nobody knows when.</span></option> | ||
<option>Your uptime is a lie and you know it.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-glow">Your uptime is a lie and you know it.</span></option> | ||
<option>Someone is trying to SQL inject the guestbook right now. Good luck to them.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">Someone is trying to SQL inject the guestbook right now. Good luck to them.</span></option> | ||
<option>You forgot your own password again, didn't you.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">You forgot your own password again, didn't you.</span></option> | ||
<option>The logs see everything.</option> | <option>The logs see everything.</option> | ||
<option>Today's threat level was rolled with a d20. It landed on a 1.</option> | <option>Today's threat level was rolled with a d20. It landed on a 1.</option> | ||
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<option>2swagg has never gone down. This is technically true.</option> | <option>2swagg has never gone down. This is technically true.</option> | ||
<option>You will read this fortune again in five minutes hoping for a better one.</option> | <option>You will read this fortune again in five minutes hoping for a better one.</option> | ||
<option>The backups exist. Somewhere. Probably.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">The backups exist. Somewhere. Probably.</span></option> | ||
<option>Coffee levels critical. Refill immediately.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">Coffee levels critical. Refill immediately.</span></option> | ||
<option>This page has more CSS than some entire websites.</option> | <option>This page has more CSS than some entire websites.</option> | ||
<option>Renaming yourself again is not off the table.</option> | <option>Renaming yourself again is not off the table.</option> | ||
<option>A stray troll edit brings good luck.</option> | <option>A stray troll edit brings good luck.</option> | ||
<option>Your code will fix itself. It always does.</option> | <option>Your code will fix itself. It always does.</option> | ||
<option>The cloudflared tunnel dreams of never being restarted again. It will be restarted again.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-glow">The cloudflared tunnel dreams of never being restarted again. It will be restarted again.</span></option> | ||
<option>Somewhere a dependency just went end of life.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Somewhere a dependency just went end of life.</span></option> | ||
<option>You are being watched by exactly one (1) hit counter.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">You are being watched by exactly one (1) hit counter.</span></option> | ||
<option>A wild 500 error appears. It flees.</option> | <option>A wild 500 error appears. It flees.</option> | ||
<option>This fortune was chosen by a random number generator that trusts you completely.</option> | <option>This fortune was chosen by a random number generator that trusts you completely.</option> | ||
<option>Bugs fear you. Mildly.</option> | <option>Bugs fear you. Mildly.</option> | ||
<option>Today is a good day to not touch production.</option> | <option>Today is a good day to not touch production.</option> | ||
<option>Somewhere, JANNY is doing something.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Somewhere, JANNY is doing something.</span></option> | ||
<option>The wiki remembers everything you tried to hide.</option> | <option>The wiki remembers everything you tried to hide.</option> | ||
<option>You have root. Use it wisely. Or don't.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-glow">You have root. Use it wisely. Or don't.</span></option> | ||
<option>Fortune not found. 404. This is also a fortune.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-shout">Fortune not found. 404. This is also a fortune.</span></option> | ||
<option>You will fat finger a command today. It will be fine. Probably.</option> | <option>You will fat finger a command today. It will be fine. Probably.</option> | ||
<option>A moderator is watching. They are bored.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">A moderator is watching. They are bored.</span></option> | ||
<option>The database is fine. It is always fine. Until it isn't.</option> | <option>The database is fine. It is always fine. Until it isn't.</option> | ||
<option>Someone will ask you to fix their PC. You will not.</option> | <option>Someone will ask you to fix their PC. You will not.</option> | ||
<option>Deploy on Friday. Live dangerously.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-shout">Deploy on Friday. Live dangerously.</span></option> | ||
<option>rm -rf is always one typo away.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">rm -rf is always one typo away.</span></option> | ||
<option>Your API key is in a commit somewhere. Find it before someone else does.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Your API key is in a commit somewhere. Find it before someone else does.</span></option> | ||
<option>A random extension will break for no reason today.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-warn">A random extension will break for no reason today.</span></option> | ||
<option>The Cloudflare dashboard is lying to you right now.</option> | <option>The Cloudflare dashboard is lying to you right now.</option> | ||
<option>You will refresh this page fourteen more times looking for a good one.</option> | <option>You will refresh this page fourteen more times looking for a good one.</option> | ||
<option>Somewhere, a cron job silently failed six months ago and nobody noticed.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Somewhere, a cron job silently failed six months ago and nobody noticed.</span></option> | ||
<option>Your commit message will just say "fix".</option> | <option>Your commit message will just say "fix".</option> | ||
<option>The wiki is held together by hope and one Pi.</option> | <option>The wiki is held together by hope and one Pi.</option> | ||
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<option>A guest will sign the guestbook with something unhinged.</option> | <option>A guest will sign the guestbook with something unhinged.</option> | ||
<option>Ping is fine. It's everything else that's broken.</option> | <option>Ping is fine. It's everything else that's broken.</option> | ||
<option>Somewhere a test is passing that should not be.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-whisper">Somewhere a test is passing that should not be.</span></option> | ||
<option>You will blame DNS. It will not be DNS. It is always DNS.</option> | <option><span class="manvs-fortune-shout">You will blame DNS. It will not be DNS. It is always DNS.</span></option> | ||
<option>A capcode means nothing without the will to use it.</option> | <option>A capcode means nothing without the will to use it.</option> | ||
<option>Today you will open twelve tabs and close none of them.</option> | <option>Today you will open twelve tabs and close none of them.</option> | ||
Latest revision as of 02:38, 18 September 2026
security lead • developer • 2swagg • est. Aug 13 2026 • still hasn't slept • welcome •
About[edit | edit source]
MANVS (aka Taro) is 2swagg staff: the site's security lead and a developer. His capcode is ## Developer 
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As security lead, MANVS fixes bugs and keeps the site from breaking, and actively checks 2swagg's security on an ongoing basis rather than as a one-off audit.
● online 
This page is entirely real and not fake in any way. Trust.
- Kept the site from exploding (so far)
- Renamed self from Taro to MANVS and lived to tell the tale
- Has root
- Once fixed a bug
Nobody. This section is empty because MANVS has no enemies. That you know of.
Stats[edit | edit source]
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Uptime | 99.9% |
| Bugs fixed | yes |
| Exploits found | some |
| Coolness | immeasurable |
| Coffee consumed | 3284 (might be more~!) |
| Cloudflared restarts survived | 127 (and rising) |
| Threat level | 42 |
| Root access | yes'nt |
This page alone has been viewed 417 times.
Fortune[edit | edit source]
Somewhere, a ticket has been open since launch day.
Webring[edit | edit source]
Guestbook[edit | edit source]
| Visitor | Message |
|---|---|
| MANVS | made this page myself, 10/10 no bias |
| you | (sign below by editing this page, or don't, whatever) |
faggot owns this account JANNY ## Mod ## Mod 06:47, 7 September 2026 (UTC)
