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<option>Somewhere, a server is on fire. Probably not this one. Probably.</option> | <option>Somewhere, a server is on fire. Probably not this one. Probably.</option> | ||
<option>The site will not break today. Probably.</option> | <option>The site will not break today. Probably.</option> | ||
<option>A patch is coming. Nobody knows when.</option> | |||
<option>Your uptime is a lie and you know it.</option> | |||
<option>Someone is trying to SQL inject the guestbook right now. Good luck to them.</option> | |||
<option>You forgot your own password again, didn't you.</option> | |||
<option>The logs see everything.</option> | |||
<option>Today's threat level was rolled with a d20. It landed on a 1.</option> | |||
<option>A janny will do something unexplainable today.</option> | |||
<option>2swagg has never gone down. This is technically true.</option> | |||
<option>You will read this fortune again in five minutes hoping for a better one.</option> | |||
<option>The backups exist. Somewhere. Probably.</option> | |||
<option>Coffee levels critical. Refill immediately.</option> | |||
<option>This page has more CSS than some entire websites.</option> | |||
<option>Renaming yourself again is not off the table.</option> | |||
<option>A stray troll edit brings good luck.</option> | |||
<option>Your code will fix itself. It always does.</option> | |||
<option>The cloudflared tunnel dreams of never being restarted again. It will be restarted again.</option> | |||
<option>Somewhere a dependency just went end of life.</option> | |||
<option>You are being watched by exactly one (1) hit counter.</option> | |||
<option>A wild 500 error appears. It flees.</option> | |||
<option>This fortune was chosen by a random number generator that trusts you completely.</option> | |||
<option>Bugs fear you. Mildly.</option> | |||
<option>Today is a good day to not touch production.</option> | |||
<option>Somewhere, JANNY is doing something.</option> | |||
<option>The wiki remembers everything you tried to hide.</option> | |||
<option>You have root. Use it wisely. Or don't.</option> | |||
<option>Fortune not found. 404. This is also a fortune.</option> | |||
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Revision as of 02:32, 18 September 2026
security lead • developer • 2swagg • est. Aug 13 2026 • still hasn't slept • welcome •
About
Taro (aka Taro) is 2swagg staff: the site's security lead and a developer. His capcode is ## Developer 
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As security lead, Taro fixes bugs and keeps the site from breaking, and actively checks 2swagg's security on an ongoing basis rather than as a one-off audit.
● online 
This page is entirely real and not fake in any way. Trust.
- Kept the site from exploding (so far)
- Renamed self from Taro to Taro and lived to tell the tale
- Has root
- Once fixed a bug
Nobody. This section is empty because Taro has no enemies. That you know of.
Stats
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Uptime | 99.9% |
| Bugs fixed | yes |
| Exploits found | some |
| Coolness | immeasurable |
| Coffee consumed | 3284 (might be more~!) |
| Cloudflared restarts survived | 127 (and rising) |
| Threat level | ask again later |
| Root access | yes'nt |
This page alone has been viewed 960 times.
Fortune
You forgot your own password again, didn't you.
Webring
Guestbook
| Visitor | Message |
|---|---|
| Taro | made this page myself, 10/10 no bias |
| you | (sign below by editing this page, or don't, whatever) |
faggot owns this account JANNY ## Mod ## Mod 06:47, 7 September 2026 (UTC)
