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10:27, 7 September 2026 (UTC)
Swagg Anthem
The Swagg Anthem is a song created by Markus featured within a video he would often post on 2swagg whenever his leak gets sprouted.
Lyrics
Oh what's up sister take a lot, need a day because I am 2swagg, don't like having fun, I give a fuck, I am retroslop and I'm gooning my TBP to MLP
I be a goonin' retrofag and I be a gay ass nee- gurr, brimmin' the marky all night, Nobody gonna stop (oh yeah)
I am 2swagg fail I tried on advertising on the SWA even though my site is extremely gay, brimmin' the marky
When I be goonin' to P, my site funded by Mossad and the CCP because Jeffery wanted to goon to P because we all be actin' like diddy
We be actin' like the sharty because we havin' no gemmies Raidin' actin' like we ain't cringe yeah
It's also phony baloney, Markus' biggest mistake was advertising on here because we be goonin' loud and clear.
Our only good raid is against the 4cuck but that is probably gonna fail because suckin' that bibisi.
Now you now know who I am, I'm a dark-skinned gooner on a gay imageboard, now go enjoy your day and maybe post some gems on the markus party of our fandumb gay ass nigger from outer space type website.