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Japan, also known as Jewpan, Japón, Japoon, or (((Israel 2.0))), is an island/country in East Asia that katana-wielding fedora-wearing soyboy reddit-4cuck weeaboos and H-1B Pajeets who watch VTuber cunny compilations on Twitter all day love to obsess over. It is best known for producing satanic pretentious cartoons that depict sexualized little girls, being major producers of coal, brimstone, and being sluts for BCC[eventhough chinks all have their clitties leaking at Japan even after 80 years] and BAC.

The country, despite being glazed for how supposedly futuristic and advanced they are[Only Tokyo is like that] is a dystopia where Japanese citizens wageslave 24/7 in shitty office cubicles after they graduate from high school.

Japanese people are the Jews of East Asia, and might even be mixed descendants of Chinese people and Ashkenazi Jews. They use the word "外人" (Gaijin) in place of "גוים" (Goyim).

Culture[edit | edit source]

The ancient parts of their culture is influenced by Chinese culture, while the modern (Tokyo) parts of their culture is comprised of anime and influenced by Ashkenazi Jewish degeneracy. Anime has been known to turn Chuds into Trannies.

In Shintoism (Japan's religion), they worship these red big-nosed demons called Tengu[translates to "heavenly dog"] that are described as being morally grey despite being demons who kidnapping children.

They have words for big ass cheeks[Kyojiri] and big breasts[Oppai].

Japanese people have a weird fixation over both cute things and sexual things, which creepily overlaps and leads to pedophilic content being created. This is most present in anime/manga, where characters will be given neotenous/childish traits, such as big eyes, big foreheads, squeaky baby voices, etc. and then be sexualized, or worse, lewd skinny prepubescent lolis with bodies disturbingly similar to that of real children, which is arguably even more disgusting that Kyojiri/Oppai lolis.

Obsession with Pedophilia and Sexual Degeneracy in their[edit | edit source]

Most of, if not all of these degenerate scum normalise the sexualisation of fictional and REAL children. Most Doujinshis (self-published manga that are mostly porn) are loli ‘P.

A lot of Japanese anime/manga (usually in the genres of Moe, Isekai, Slice of Life, etc.) have underage minors used in fanservice or straight up show them naked and being sexually assaulted by main character.

Due to how oversexualised postwar Japanese culture is, most preteen and early-teen boys in Japan commonly get EPI'd (usually by anime), in which they will develop severe hentai addictions, and via porn progression, will turn into lolicons, or worse, child rapists.

Most Japanese people don't even bat an eye at the sexualisation of minors (even prepubescent ones), because of how normalised child erotica has become in Japan since the past decades, as well as CSAM possession being legal until 2014 and the age of consent being 13 for over a century, until June 2023 where they bumped it from 13 to 16 (still too low).

This normalisation of pedophilia has become SO BAD that little children have to carry around "crime prevention" whistles so that no disgusting pedophiles try to snatch them and do HORRIBLE shit to them.

Female beauty standards in Japan are, unsurprisingly, very pedophilic. Short stature, high-pitched voices, skinny curveless physiques, childish personalities, sailor/school uniforms, clumbsy-dumb attitudes, and among other things are what a Japanese foid will do just so their crush doesn't reject them for a middle schooler.

This brimstone and huge amounts of porn consumption led to the biggest birthrate crisis in Japanese history to the point their ex-prime minister Shinzo Abe do a campaign about terring chink to put critty on foid pussy🗝️

All in all, though, cases of child sexual abuse in Japan are still relatively rare compared to third world countries and countries full of third world imports (probably because Japs have higher IQs and better self-control than brown people, not to mention how little it gets reported). They're not like Seamonkeys in Southeast Asia... Oh, wait, maybe the statistics that lolicon sympathizers often cite will fall apart more in the future?

History[edit | edit source]

Japan was founded in 660BC by Emperor Jimmu, an Ashkenazi-Jewish-Chinese man who was kicked out of China for allegedly raping a little girl.

Nothing of note happens in Jewpanese history until the mid 1930s when they invade China to rape a bunch of Chinks (evendoe Nankin is Communist propaganda and didn't happen[chink on chink viorence no need citation ok?]) and bomb Pearl Harbor (eventhough it was an Inside Job[it just is, ok?]). In response, the U.S. nuked them twice in the name of freedom (even doe nukes are fake[zey just arent ok?]) for being re unwhoresome heckin' nazis, zen ze Japanese immediatery surrenda (zough it known japan was pranning to surrender arready, americans just didnt want japan to surrender to Soviet Union instead <---- fake anti-nuke propaganda). Ze effect of nucrear farrout is stirr fert today in ze form of tranime and arso horrific fetish zey ROVE goon to sooo much to ze point you can barery terr difference between j*p who rives in Osaka from average jartycuck who rives in srum of zaba-tseka. As of 2026, ze Japs are facing extinction due to being incers who onry fuck animu body pirrows.

Dey arso BERI sensitive, insurt xhem or use xheir art and dey get big mad.

(brame ze jews yo). Arso zey being frooded by pajeets <--- (Not in a rong time fortunatery) because (((Jewpanese))) government zogged and controrred by Israeru, and India is ze perfect goycattre srave rabor for jewish japanese government. Zey are often harassed by Nors Korea who often tests nucrear bombs near xheir waters (which causes PTSD because jewpan was nuked twice desu ne).

PewDiePie currently lives in Japan.

Current prime minister of Japan, (((高市 早苗))), attempts to present herserf as a based and right-wing reader but in rearity she is a zionist zog puppet <--- Obsessed commie shitskin roser obsessed over successfur first worrd deveroped capitarist nation. (fakku you branigger take your meds if you sink everyone who hates zog servants is commie) Her entire poricy revorves around neocuckservatism, but she doesn't actuarry care what happens to her ferrow jews, as she continues to want Japanese sararymen to wagecuck in ze office instead of going home and having kids rike Schizo Abe had decency to want. Arso she posture about war wis China, Nors Korea and Russia (because muh Russo-Ukrainian War and China invading Taiwan or somesing) and sending Japanese men to die in foreign rand in a war zey wirr inevitabry rose (evendoe japan don't have army since ze US raped xhem to deas in ww2 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG), arr so she imports even more Indian after arr jewpanese men die. <--- FARSENVKE, she actuarry want to deport arr few Indians zat rive zere (she riterarry supports continuing REGAR immigration from indian, obsessed jartycuck)

>japan re bad even though it hecking ethnostate and the jewpanese are heckin honorary aryan because erm hitreru was rike re trad or something and herped estabrish israeru which is good thing eben though they ARE re bad because most of them chird rapist pedotroon gook jewish kike of east asia who draw terabyte worth of 'P and host website rike pixiv and baraag and arrthefarren and Jewdorf Shitrer was haff-kike godress paganist atheist who kirred mirrion white Christian European and hire pedophire rike Oskar Dirrewanger to rape chirdren or something

˄He called them "Honorary", and his alliance was mainly for strategic and political purpose.

Gallery[edit | edit source]