Janitor

These people are literally THE fun-hating untermensch!

A janitor in action. This one seems a little angry.

Janitors, more commonly referred to as Jannies, are the transgender staff that help make 2swagg a safe and fun place for everyone, free from homophobia and other bigoted things while being the fun-hating force charged with the lowly task of moderating imageboards.

Nobody knows why these funny yellow dogs spend hours a day slaving for people who probably don't even know they exist, and this has been debated heavily by Swaggientists for decades, but the most common theory is that they're social rejects who won't get accepted anywhere else, so they dedicate their life to doing it for free to farm internet points or something.

On 2swagg, jannies can usually be spotted capcoding freely to show to everyone that they moderate a 0 PPH shithole of a website, ^{(hopefully that will change soon, though)} even when they're supposed to be checking the site for users breaking the arbitrary rules.^{(even they don't want to clean it up kek)} When they do finally decide to do their job and ban somebody, it's either for a really long time when the action wasn't that severe^{(when it's somebody i like)} or scarily short for someone who did something really fucked up.^{(when it's somebody i dislike)}

This brings up multiple questions: do jannies pick favorites? do they allow bad people to roam around freely? A definitive answer to those questions hasn't been found yet, but we can only hope that the answer is no and that the jannies are just bipolar.

Things Jannies Do

• Delete your threads
• Make the site less fun
• Eat hot pockets
• Attentionwhore
• Do it for free